July 2012 Oddments

Sundry items of interest dredged up from the profundity of the interwebs during the month of July:

Economics

  • Mexico is the world’s largest per capita consumer (127 gallons per year) of bottled water. [link]
  • The Bureau of Labor Statistics predicts that “employment services,” which includes temporary labor, will remain among the fastest growing sectors through 2020. In 1989 only 1 in 43 manufacturing jobs were temporary. By 2006, 1 in 11 were. [link]
  • College-educated Americans are increasingly likely to marry one another, compounding their growing advantages in pay. Less-educated women are growing less likely to marry at all. Unmarried mothers are now the majority of new moms under 30 and they don’t vote much. [link]
  • Families paid for college on average $20,902 in 2011-2012, which is down from $24,097 in 2009-2010. Parents are paying less and grants and scholarships are covering less, but student loans and work are on the rise. The most common cost-saving measures include living at home or adding a roommate, reducing spending by parents and students, students working more hours and families shifting from four-year public schools to less expensive two-year public schools. [link]
  • A Stanford computer scientist has predicted that within 50 years there will be only 10 universities remaining in the world. That’s probably exaggerated, but clearly the pressure is on. [link]
  • In the last decade Microsoft’s stock barely budged from around $30, while Apple’s stock is worth more than 20 times what it was 10 years ago. In December 2000, Microsoft had a market capitalization of $510 billion, making it the world’s most valuable company. As of June it is No. 3, with a market cap of $249 billion. In December 2000, Apple had a market cap of $4.8 billion and didn’t even make the list. As of this June it is No. 1 in the world, with a market cap of $541 billion. [link]
  • Contrary to its grimy image, Detroit is playing host to a renaissance in urban agriculture with more than 1500 farms within the city limits ranging from vacant lots to a seven-acre spread on the West Side planted by the Detroit Black Community Food Security Network. [link]
  • The history of economics can be viewed rather like the regular sequence in the Peanuts cartoon strip, whereby Lucy snatches the football away every time that Charlie Brown tries to kick it. Just when economists have reached a consensus, events in the real world proved them wrong. [link]

Society

  • It says something about America today that emergency personnel now pride themselves in coping with mass shootings. [link]
  • The Brady Campaign’s list of mass shootings in America since just 2005 is 62 pages long. A disclaimer states that the list “is not comprehensive.” [link]
  • In the US, not surprisingly, the South is more violent than the rest of the country, by some distance. All of the U.S. regions have higher average rates of death from assault than any of 24 OECD countries. The Northeast, the least violent region in the US, still comes relatively close to the upper end of the most violent countries in the OECD group. Depressingly, Blacks die from assault at more than three times the U.S. average, and between ten and twenty times OECD rates. [link]
  • For the first time, women from all 204 national Olympic committees will be competing in the Summer Olympics. Saudi Arabia, Brunei and Qatar had been the final holdouts. The 529-member American delegation featured more women, 268, than men, 261. Roughly 45 percent of the 10,500 athletes taking part in the London Games will be female. All 26 sports on the Olympic program will feature female competitors. Boxing will feature female competitors in three weight classes. [link]
  • According to United Nations projections, the world’s population — now 7 billion — will rise to 9.3 billion by 2050 — the equivalent of adding another India and China to the world. This an optimistic scenario assumes the worldwide average birthrate, now 2.5 children per woman, will decline to 2.1. About 80% of the world’s civil conflicts since the 1970s have occurred in countries with young, fast-growing populations, known as youth bulges. Of the 2 billion or more people who will be added to the planet by 2050, 97% are expected to be born in Africa, Asia and Latin America, led by the poorest, most volatile countries. [link]
  • Finnish facts: Finland is now the last eurozone country to hold a triple-A credit rating. Finns drink nearly 12kg of roasted coffee ground per person per year. Finland actually has 187,888 lakes, that’s roughly one lake for every 26 people. [link]

Health

  • A report in the journal of the German Medical Association suggests that the side effects of some drugs, and the discomfort of certain medical procedures, may be inadvertently intensified by doctors and nurses trying to keep patients fully informed about the possible complications of a proposed treatment. The culprit behind this phenomenon is the so-called nocebo effect, a patient’s pessimistic belief and expectation that a drug will produce negative consequences. [link]
  • A small group of patients with HIV in France have been able to stop taking Aids drugs without any resurgence of the virus in their bodies. They were all given antiretroviral drugs to control the virus soon after becoming infected with HIV, but then stopped after about three years. The existence of people who do not become ill even though they are infected with HIV – the so-called “HIV controllers” – is already known. However, what is encouraging with the French group is that medical intervention seems to have brought about similar results. [link]
  • A review of studies covering over two million people found that, compared to regular daytime workers, shift workers had a 24% higher risk for coronary events, a 23% higher risk for heart attack, and a 5% higher risk for stroke. Night shift workers had the highest risk for coronary events (41%). [link]
  • Worldwide, there are about 6,000 mammal species, each with its own unique milk, but Americans get at least 97 percent of all their dairy products from cows (the rest is mostly from goats and sheep). Abroad, various foreigners drink the milk of the camel, the yak, the water buffalo, the reindeer, the elk, and a few other animals. Camel’s milk contains insulin and can improve quality of life for diabetics. [link]

Nature & Environment

  • The guillemot, a black and white bird of the northern seas, is apparently monogamous but regularly unfaithful. [link]
  • The extinction rate of species today is alarmingly high with some 30 % of amphibians, 21 % of birds and 25 % of mammal species at risk. The fight against desertification is also being lost, with the percentage of degraded land area rising from 15 % in 1991 to 24 % in 2008. [link]
  • Scientists have bioengineered the world’s first artificial jellyfish made from heart cells of rats and silicone, with the heart cells giving it pumping action and the silicone an elastic structure that enabled motion. Scientists then covered the membrane with a protein arranged in the same pattern as a jellyfish’s muscle assembly. An electric zap brought the jellyfish alive. By better understanding muscular pumps, scientists hope that this “silicone cyborg” may one day lead to new therapeutic devices, such as pacemakers, made from organic substances. [link] [video]
  • To many people “vanilla” is synonymous with “plain” or “boring”, but real vanilla, which comes from orchids of the genus Vanilla that are native to Southeast Mexico and Guatemala, is the second most expensive spice after saffron. Not surprisingly, by one estimate, 97% of the vanilla used today is artificial, usually derived from wood fibers. With the discovery of hand pollination, vanilla cultivation spread beyond its native soils, with Indonesia and Madagascar now accounting for over 50% of global production. [link]
  • The surface of Greenland’s massive ice sheet has seen unprecedented melting this month that took place over a larger area than has been detected in three decades of satellite observation. Melting even occurred at Greenland’s coldest and highest place, Summit station. The thawed ice area jumped from 40% of the ice sheet to 97% in just four days from 8 July. [link]
  • An iceberg twice the size of Manhattan recently broke away from the Petermann Glacier in northern Greenland. It’s not clear that this “calving event” is a consequence of the increased atmospheric warming that’s been taking place over Greenland in recent decades, but it’s certainly more likely to take place as a consequence of that warming. The Petermann glacier’s margins have now retreated to a point not seen in the last 150 years. [link]
  • The arctic wilderness is facing pollution threats as oil and gas companies are moving in while the ice is melting far faster than predicted. Global temperatures have risen 0.7C since 1951. In Greenland, the average temperature has gone up by 1.5C. Its ice cap is losing an estimated 200bn tonnes a year as a result and global powers are beginning to look to the region also for minerals, fish, sea routes and tourist potential. The consequences for the planet will be grim. Without the white brilliance of the ice to reflect sunlight back into space, it will warm even more. [link]
  • Shark mating behavior is so violent that it often leaves a female with her skin raw or bleeding. Female nurse sharks will stay in shallow water with their reproductive openings pressed firmly to the sea floor. Otherwise they risk falling prey to roaming bands of males who will take turns inserting their claspers into her. A litter of fifty pups will have anything from two to seven fathers. A number of shark species even practice oophagy, or uterine cannibalism. Sand tiger fetuses eat each other in uteri. A female sand tiger gives birth to a baby that’s already a meter long and an experienced killer. Speaking of killing, there were 75 verified shark attacks (or encounters, as marine biologists prefer) world-wide last year, and 12 fatalities. Meanwhile, to supply the shark fin soup trade alone, an estimated 73 million sharks are killed each year. [link]
  • As I already suspected, careless laziness is a way to help a family prosper. [link]

Language

  • Language extinction is happening faster than species extinction (1 per 14 days). Over half of the approximately 7,000 languages spoken on the planet may disappear by the end of the century. Eighty percent of the endangered languages are African. Eighty percent of the world’s population now speak just 1.1% of its languages. [link]
  • German word of the month: Vermorgung. Lit. ‘morningization’, aka procrastination. [link]

Odds and Ends

  • Ernest Hemingway’s first cat, Snowball, was given to him by a ship’s captain and was six-toed. His former home in Key West, Florida, currently houses nearly a hundred descendants of Snowball, about half of whom are polydactyl — an inadvertent lab for inbred genetic mutation. [link] Also: [link]
  • Tango originated in the working class districts of Buenos Aires in the late 19th Century, but it has also conquered Finland. A five-day festival has been going for nearly 30 years and attracts over 100,000 tango-mad Finns. The Finnish version is slower and simpler – melodies taken from old Finnish and Russian waltzes are weaved throughout. The accordion replaces the Argentine bandoneon. The dance is also different. No fancy flicks of the legs from the women but the Finns dance closer, bodies pressed firmly together. [link]
  • Parsley loves garlic, and their marriage rarely fails to be a happy one. Very finely chopped parsley combined with very finely chopped raw garlic is known in French cuisine as persillade. Add some finely grated lemon zest to the basic persillade mix and you get the Italian gremolata. [link]
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

Dos Fonsecas

Enjoyed a Fonseca Cubano Limitado Robusto today. Supposed to have a very ‘Cuban-like’ character. Made from a blend of Nicaraguan and Dominican Cuban seed longfiller tobaccos in a dark Honduran Cuban seed wrapper.

Burned very even and had good, spicy flavor. I didn’t pick up the subtleties of leather, chocolate, coffee, or whatever someone more refined might detect but the taste was pretty round and balanced. The 5×52 size is nice, perfect for a one-hour break.  I will say it was a bit strong for me, at least compared to the ones I’ve been smoking lately. But it did grow on me in the last third.

Free association: as I kept looking at the wrapper, I was reminded of one of my favorite books, Bufo and Spallanzani by Rubem Fonseca. A romping mystery with some bizarre twists and turns, talk of toxic toads, quotes of Flaubert, and a stunning ending.

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

Tupador

© 2012 Proper Manky

My friend SA recently gave me detailed instructions on how to set up the perfect humidor which involved installing an Oasis Ultra Humidifier, spraying the inside of the humidor repeatedly with distilled water, etc.

I was seriously considering his advice but unfortunately all the humidors I found looked like baby coffins. Needless to say, I had a severe aesthetic reaction.

So I opted instead for a proper manky tupador for less that $20 including an OXO 2.4 qt storage container, a digital hygrometer, and a couple of Boveda 72% Humidipaks.

Presently, this set-up keeps a few Fonseca Cubanos, Dunhill Altamiras, Ashton Double Magnums, and an Arturo Fuente King T at a cozy, sub-tropical climate.

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

This Show Must Not Go On

Last night in London, the 2012 Olympic Games officially got underway with what turned out to be one of the more bizarre opening ceremonies ever staged.

The ceremonies were an oddball lesson in English history with a series of skits on what looked like sets from the Teletubbies. While it all admittedly was very surreal, the attempt to create a Monty Pythonesque vibe of black and whimsical humor fell mostly flat. Whoever came up with these hallucinations must have been smoking some doozy Bubba Kush.

At the start, the Olympic stadium appeared as a pastoral English countryside – the “green and pleasant land” – with maypoles, peasants, live farm animals, cricket players and fake, fluffy clouds. Soon, a giant tree on a green hill was mysteriously uprooted and then rose into the sky. Out of the hole it left behind, hundreds of coal miners and factory workers started to emerge, apparently “ushering in the Industrial Revolution” as Matt Lauer helpfully explained on NBC.

The NBC commentators, as usual, provided endless Olympic trivia with the same stilted and inane verbosity as is usually reserved for the floats at the Rose Bowl parade. Surely, NBC also butchered the tape-delayed event to forcefully accommodate commercial breaks and pieced together portions of the ceremonies in ways that must have only amplified the already preposterous absurdities.

Those industrial revolutionaries then proceeded to dismantle the first set which eventually was replaced by smokestacks rising out of the ground and blacksmiths forging enormous Olympic rings. At some point, a Queen double parachuted into the diorama from a hovering helicopter, accompanied by James Bond. Children in pajamas serenaded her with “God save the Queen.” Up in the stadium suite reserved for dignitaries, the Queen herself carried a dour expression. Evidently, she was not saved from this weird tribute to the National Health Services that had all the grace of an homage to a children’s epidemic.

Later, Mr. Bean made faces and an attempt at musical comedy, and then hordes of Mary Poppinses suspended the rest of my belief. I gave up for good after the Chariots of Fire thing.

This show never came even close to the beautiful opening and closing ceremonies at the Albertville Winter Olympics in 1992. Those had all the poetry and playfulness of a Cirque de Soleil performance.

This one – not so much.

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

Brenner and God

Done reading.

By Wolf Haas. Austrian Writer. First in a series available in English.

That’s some droll book. Unconventional crime fiction, somewhat noirish, with a likable protagonist and a postmodern narrator who chimes in periodically with warnings to pay attention or to be careful, and with comments dripping with sarcasm. Some wicked, twisted humor included as well.

Notable are the often short and fragmented sentences that go straight to the point without wasting line space on convoluted syntactic structures (e.g. “Because: emergency,” “Adrenalin surge: understatement.”). This does speed things up and frequently gives the book an offbeat, slangy tone. Time and place are often messed with leaving this reader occasionally borderline confused. Plot lines tend to intersect at odd and obtuse angles.

Some may be put off by this, but as long as one willingly submits to the curiously intrusive narrator as well as the serpentine plot and just goes along for the ride, it’s actually very enjoyable reading. It just takes bit getting used to.

There are many other endearing oddities in the book:

  • The intermittent meditation on the “Zone of Transparency” is an interesting, and in this book topical, narrative device. This refers to “the glassy membrane of the ovum, into which the sperm implants itself.”
  • There are several very unique and graphic scenes that require low-tech special effects imagination.
  • The Jimi Hendrix ring tone “Castles Made of Sand” is a gem.
  • Several times the expression My dear swan is used to indicate bewilderment. It sounds strange in English and is probably lost in translation for most. Yet, German is full of funky expressions like this: Mein lieber Scholli, Mein lieber Herr Gesangsverein, etc. The origin of My dear swan is evidently in Wagner’s romantic opera Lohengrin. Had no idea.
  • A nice section:

    There’s nothing that doesn’t exist in the world. I’d even say that the biggest mistake in our world is that there aren’t at least a few things that don’t exist. Because more often than not, non-things and non-people are far more likable than those who’ve pushed themselves elbows first into the world. Or have a look for yourself: non-ideas! Then non-opinions, non-feelings, non-loves, non-conversations, non-thoughts! I’ll say it up front to all of them, walk right in, my door is wide open for you!

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

East River Terror

Source: Esquire

I just ordered the DVD And Everything Is Going Fine, a documentary Steven Soderbergh made about Spalding Gray. I hadn’t heard of it before but have been a fan of Gray since seeing “Swimming to Cambodia.” I was looking for a review of the DVD when I stumbled upon a brief but graphic account by a 28-year-old web developer of how he and a friend came upon Gray’s washed up body in the East River. Two months earlier, in an apparent suicide attempt, Gray had jumped off the side of the Staten Island Ferry. (The DVD cover and title are thus perhaps a bit, shall I say, mordant.) Gray had evidently suffered from severe bouts of depression ever since a car crash a few years earlier.

Then they flipped him over, and we saw the face. It was like a blast wave from a bomb emanated from it. His face was totally torn off, like you see in the zombie movies. Just… red. Eyes poking out. The cops explained that in the winter, bodies sink to the bottom and get dragged around. When the water gets warm, the bodies float to the top. Apparently this one had been rubbing on the bottom for some time.

Shocking and sad. The story is told with candor, some humor, and unfailingly bizarre images: so very Gray-like.

PS: One of my favorite Gray quotes is:

“I refer to jet lag as ‘jet-psychosis’ – there’s an old saying that the spirit cannot move faster than a camel.”

I have been there. Too many times. Not good.
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

Out-Onioning the Onion

NYT Op-Ed columnist T. Friedman has had his fair share of duncish moments but today’s column truly takes the cake.

And, for me, the lesson of Iraq is quite simple: You can’t go from Saddam to Switzerland without getting stuck in Hobbes — a war of all against all — unless you have a well-armed external midwife, whom everyone on the ground both fears and trusts to manage the transition. In Iraq, that was America.

The rest of the column is equally crossing the line into Glenbeckesque drivel. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

Gawęda Szlachecka*

There’s been some good discussion over at Detectives Beyond Borders on the works of Ryszard Kapuściński. I chimed in with the following thoughts:

I haven’t read this one (The Emperor: Downfall of an Autocrat), though I may now given the recommendation. I did read Shah of Shahs and Shadow of the Sun, the latter of which I liked a lot as well (esp. the story of the small beetle which the Tuareg call Ngubi and which toils to produce sweat in order to drink it to survive). My views on his apparent lack of journalistic integrity and communist collaboration are mixed.

I realize he has been heavily criticized for both in his home country as well as elsewhere, but I think it’s important to realize that in much of Europe there’s a slightly different expectation with respect to journalism. There’s more emphasis on the role of the reader, as opposed to the writer or the journalist, and there’s much less of an expectation of the “objective journalist.” It’s the reader, who has to construct a view of reality from multiple opinions and to remain skeptical of potential biases.

Furthermore, I think RK viewed himself more as a travel writer or even ethnographer than as a journalist. I always found much of his work wildly entertaining and I don’t think it’s far-fetched to realize that his very style of writing signals, from the first paragraph of every book or article, that the content needs to be read with a grain of salt. So, the fact that he embellished his stories has never especially surprised or disappointed me.

Also, as someone who lived for a while in Eastern Europe at the time of the fraying of the Iron Curtain, I had many encounters with writers, artists, actors, etc. that made it very clear that expressing yourself in ways that tackled reality head on was fraught with dangers. The history of samizdat is full of examples of allegories, metaphors, and wild imaginations that served as disguises for true intentions and meanings. RK’s affinity for an Eastern European form of ‘magical realism’ is very intuitive to me. As for the allegations, apparently now well-established, of RK’s collaboration with the communist party, they are of course bothersome to me and by and large inexcusable.

However, I do tend to think of RK as a brilliant, flawed, slightly nutty, if not tragic, character, who did his thing in however odd ways, compromised himself where he thought he needed in order to maximize his opportunities for pretty wild adventures (e.g. be permitted to travel). Reading about those adventures, however fictitious, has always given me a special thrill. Then again, I wasn’t one of those he reported on.

__________________________________

* As PR at DBB mentioned, the Wikipedia article on RK points out that he wrote gawęda szlachecka,

“a traditional Polish anecdotal narrative exercised throughout the literary history of the 17th to the 19th centuries by segments of lower nobility and sometimes referred to by the irreverent as the art of elegant mendacity.”

Addendum 08/11/2012: There’s a related concept espoused by Spaulding Gray, which is “poetic journalism” – something he admitted to practicing in his monologues and books wherein he “filtered reality through his imagination.”

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

James Joyce Cocktail

Source: New York Magazine

Lovely quote. Interview with Martin Amis; interesting throughout with plenty other gems.

It sounds schmaltzy to say, but fiction is much more to do with love than people admit or acknowledge. The novelist has to not only love his characters but also to love the reader. The difference between a Nabokov, who in almost all his novels, nineteen novels, gives you his best chair and his best wine and his best conversation. Compare that to Joyce, who, when you arrive at his house, is nowhere to be found, and then you stumble upon him, making some disgusting drink of peat and dandelion in the kitchen. He doesn’t really care about you. Henry James ended up that way. They fall out of love with the reader. And the writing becomes a little distant.

James Joyce Cocktail?

  • 1 1/2 ounces Peat
  • 3/4 ounce dandelion
  • 3/4 ounce Cointreau
  • 1/2 ounce fresh lime juice

The original James Joyce Cocktail is here.

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

That’s Some Journey!

Source: BBC

Back in 1989, as the Berlin Wall fell, Gunther Holtorf and his wife Christine set out on what was meant to be an 18-month tour of Africa in their Mercedes Benz G Wagen. Now, with more than 800,000km (500,000 miles) on the clock, Gunther is still going.

A video with narration is here.

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

RIP Sally Ride

Source: NYT

Sally Ride, the first American woman to fly in space, died today of pancreatic cancer. She was 61.

So very sad. Glad that D#1 and D#2 once had a chance to meet her at a Sally Ride Science Festival. We bought them t-shirts and she came up to sign them and chatted briefly.

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

Sunday Nap

Source: Winston Churchill, Spring 1946

Some say napping indicates laziness, a lack of ambition, and low standards. I’m with Churchill on this:

You must sleep some time between lunch and dinner, and no half-way measures. Take off your clothes and get into bed. That’s what I always do. Don’t think you will be doing less work because you sleep during the day. That’s a foolish notion held by people who have no imagination. You will be able to accomplish more. You get two days in one-well, at least one and a half, I’m sure.

 

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

鳶が鷹を産む

Apparently, there is a Japanese folk tale about a kite that gives birth to a hawk (Tobi ga taka wo umu).

Source: Grotesque by Natsuo Kirino

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)